Ladies, Gentlemen, and Columbia Students, back despite a summer full of fire and brimstone, it's the most searched, visited and scorned website in the world: The Columbia University Marching Homepage. Featuring everything you ever wanted and didn't want to know about the Cleverest Band the World for all those out there devoted to our cause. Now complete with more scripts, more pictures, and a more interactive interface for those in the band to add to the wealth of propaganda that is generated by the CUMB.

We the CUMBers are entering our 106th year of CUMBing, still full of vim and vigor thanks to a little purple pill. Despite the fact that we can no longer form rocket ships, satan's burning rod of pain, or tubes of lipstick at home games, our cleverness is still overwhelming.

P.S. If you want to join the band, you should totally click on me.